Rex / Andy / Poe Freelance Heroes AU

[flightforfreedom]

 

TIMELINE
* indicates NSFW

Andy and Poe meet *
Andy and Poe's first gig *
Rex Meet Cute
Poe makes Andy the Copilot *
Poe and Rex have a Pleasant Evening *
Poe gets Andy off talking about how hot Rex is when he makes an O face *
Poe confesses his feelings for Andy, she storms off
Poe tells Rex about Andy storming off and accidentally confesses feelings for him too
Finally getting the stupid woman back on the ship 
Andy and Rex "spar"
Poe getting to say "I love you" to Andy during sex and not getting punched *
Poe and Andy get snacks for Rex, or try to anyway
Poe gets himself hurt
Poe wakes up and gets lectured at by Andy
Then by Rex
Poe Tells Andy he wants to marry them at the worst possible moment *
Andy and Poe propose to Rex

 UNSURE TIMELINE:
Bounty Posters
 

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Plotting / Thread ideas

[flightforfreedom]

[ct_7567]

RUBS MY GREEDY LIL HANDS TOGETHER TBH

I think the first question here is timelines before we get started, i.e.: are we doing republic-era, empire-era or first-order era

also is andy an immortal, an alien, or just an EXTREMELY COOL BITCH

[flightforfreedom]

OKAY

okay honestly i think we should do maybe super early empire era

before a lot of the big capital R Rebellion stuff got set up so they can just be freelance badasses

AND I'M COOL WITH ANY OF THESE OPTIONS FOR ANDY

[killtime]

I DON'T CARE WHICH ERA yall know better than me so u lemme know and then i'll do my got dang homework

ALSO MAN LET'S JUST MAKE HER HUMAN SO I DON'T FUCK UP ANY ALIEN STUFF LMFAOOO or i could
make up my own humanoid alien race idk???
I'M TRYNNA BINGE SWs RN AND GET ME UP TO PACE

[flightforfreedom]

dude star wars is all made up and the points don't matter

just make her a super long lived alien humanoid race man

[killtime]

i'm gonna do it

I'M GONNA DO IT

[killtime]

also here's a list of things we mentioned in my plurk:
- clone sandwich
- taking shelter at cut's where rex gets called out for his two (2) whole spouses
- running around in their slave ship takin out baddies
- patching each other up after a messy fight
- THEIR BOUNTY POSTER(S)
- that time when poe was supposed to keep the engine hot as their getaway but he decided to fly back down for his dumb wife and dumb husband instead
- hostage situation + explosive rescue
- reunion after being separated
- PROPOSING MARRIAGE LIKE FOOLS possibly poe bringing it up with andy first?? AND THEN BACKING HER UP WHEN SHE ASKS

[flightforfreedom]

GOD I'M SO HYPE FOR THIS YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW

OKAY OKAY OKAY

why don't we start with bounty posters where they're all bounty hunters but they aren't actually married yet

we can always flashback to meetcutes later but

early-ish relationship stuff? while kicking ass and taking names???

maybe poe can suggest marriage to andy after the hostage situation + explosive rescue as like
'okay but seriously one of us is going to die and i don't see why we can't be married in the meantime because i know we all just want this, right?'

[killtime]

RELATABLE AF I'M JUST CONSTANTLY CLENCHING MY FIST EVERY TIME I REMEMBER HOW GOOD THIS CONTENT IS

ok i'm down to start with the bounty posters/bounty hunters thing and early relationship stuff

AFTER A RESCUE IS A PERFECT TIME TO PROPOSE MARRIAGE TBH it'll be gross and emotional and great

[flightforfreedom]

OKAY SO

PRE-RELATIONSHIP PAST CR STUFF
poe is super physically affectionate so he probably just gave them lots of hugs and stuff all the time anyway and then just started smooching them when he saw them instead

he decides what he likes, like... within five minutes of meeting a person so he would have just been like 'yep these are my people' and then glued the three of them together, basically

[killtime]

WHICH IS GREAT BC andy is not outwardly the affectionate type literally at all and while she would've been quick to fuck, SHE'D USUALLY JUST PEACE OUT RIGHT AFTER

so with poe acting as glue + SOME CIRCUMSTANCE LIKE A MISSION OR A JOB OR SOMETHING TO KEEP THEM TOGETHER, she'd ever so reluctantly open up AND JUST CATCH HERSELF SLIPPING WITH AFFECTION LIKE DAMN U GUYS FOR BEIN STUPID CUTE IDIOTS THAT SHE JUST WANTS TO KISS AND HOLD

[flightforfreedom]

so it's probably safe to say that she and poe banged even before the three of them got together on like the first night or couple nights of one of their first jobs?

banging before feels? (at least on her side, poe catches feels like other people catch their breath)

[killtime]

ABSOLUTELY BANGING BEFORE FEELS

andy, on the first night: ok this is just a one night stand
andy, on the third night: ok just for this job
andy, a week later: ok just one more job
andy, several months later with two husbands: OKaY

[flightforfreedom]

andy, after the first night: okay we can bang again i guess
poe: already has his pants off

he would feel compelled to offer the same treatment to rex though XD


'rex look if you need to blow off some steam i can give you a hand if you know what i mean'

[killtime]

LMFAO LMFAO I'M ALMOST SURE THAT ANDY AND REX WOULD HAVE HAD TO SEPARATELY BANGED POE FIRST AND NEEDED HIS ENCOURAGEMENT TO DO ANYTHING WITH EACH OTHER TBH

[flightforfreedom]

poe just literally walking from one room to the other totally naked like 'i don't know why they don't just get in the same room it would save me walking'

but if he thought they had dokis for each other he would be like

'..... hey rex come sit here beside me and andy and watch this holovid oh look i fell asleep on your laps so you can't move you have to hang out together'

[killtime]

andy just having a small crisis that she has Feelings for two whole people

THIS IS NOT ALLOWED

JUST SHOVES POE ONTO THE FLOOR AND RUNS AWAY
YOU CANT CATCH HER, FEELINGS!!!

[flightforfreedom]

HE'LL FITE YOU ANDY

poe just yelling: HOW CAN YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T LOVE REX I MEAN LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM, ANDY HE'S A FLAWLESS BEING

ironically he would mostly be surprised if she had feelings for him after it all because he probably thought for the first little while that he was definitely her side piece

even if she didn't have a main piece
other than her gun maybe

[ct_7567]

LMFAO I LOVE THIS YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TEARING THIS SHIT UP but it's 100% legit & incredibly ic

ur right they both absolutely banged poe separately first. poe IS the glue. the chaotic dumbass to wrangle together the other two chaotic dumbasses

[ct_7567]

AND YES, super early empire era sounds A+++ so every group is disparate and all three are honestly just tryin to survive out here

it also means that rex will be a cagey mess who just had brain surgery LMFAOOOO. HE'S NOT GOING TO FEEL ANYTHING FOR YOU NATURAL BORNS UR JUST GONNA TURN HIM IN

[fifteen minutes later]

[flightforfreedom]

what if one of them was the one to get him to the brain surgery

or if they both accidentally were

like what if they just happened to be there at the right moment and manage to get him where he needed to go and then all escaped together

*what if that's how they all got together*

[flightforfreedom]

SEE I TOLD YOU

but yes poe is absolutely okay with this he'll just lull them both into a... i would saw false sense of security but really it's an actual sense of security

question is did rex bang poe before feelings or did he get dokis first and then give in to poe waggling his eyebrows at him

[killtime]

I AM DOWN FOR THIS WILD ESCAPE

[ct_7567]

oh my god

brain surgery is ONE HELL OF A MEET CUTE

[killtime]

YOU MIGHT HAVE TO FITE HER POE

andy, yelling and a liar: UR RITE HE IS FLAWLESS AND I DEFINITELY DO NOT LOVE HIM OR YOU