Rex / Andy / Poe Freelance Heroes AU

[flightforfreedom]

 

TIMELINE
* indicates NSFW

Andy and Poe meet *
Andy and Poe's first gig *
Rex Meet Cute
Poe makes Andy the Copilot *
Poe and Rex have a Pleasant Evening *
Poe gets Andy off talking about how hot Rex is when he makes an O face *
Poe confesses his feelings for Andy, she storms off
Poe tells Rex about Andy storming off and accidentally confesses feelings for him too
Finally getting the stupid woman back on the ship 
Andy and Rex "spar"
Poe getting to say "I love you" to Andy during sex and not getting punched *
Poe and Andy get snacks for Rex, or try to anyway
Poe gets himself hurt
Poe wakes up and gets lectured at by Andy
Then by Rex
Poe Tells Andy he wants to marry them at the worst possible moment *
Andy and Poe propose to Rex

 UNSURE TIMELINE:
Bounty Posters
 

Comments

[killtime]

RELATABLE AF I'M JUST CONSTANTLY CLENCHING MY FIST EVERY TIME I REMEMBER HOW GOOD THIS CONTENT IS

ok i'm down to start with the bounty posters/bounty hunters thing and early relationship stuff

AFTER A RESCUE IS A PERFECT TIME TO PROPOSE MARRIAGE TBH it'll be gross and emotional and great

[flightforfreedom]

OKAY SO

PRE-RELATIONSHIP PAST CR STUFF
poe is super physically affectionate so he probably just gave them lots of hugs and stuff all the time anyway and then just started smooching them when he saw them instead

he decides what he likes, like... within five minutes of meeting a person so he would have just been like 'yep these are my people' and then glued the three of them together, basically

[killtime]

WHICH IS GREAT BC andy is not outwardly the affectionate type literally at all and while she would've been quick to fuck, SHE'D USUALLY JUST PEACE OUT RIGHT AFTER

so with poe acting as glue + SOME CIRCUMSTANCE LIKE A MISSION OR A JOB OR SOMETHING TO KEEP THEM TOGETHER, she'd ever so reluctantly open up AND JUST CATCH HERSELF SLIPPING WITH AFFECTION LIKE DAMN U GUYS FOR BEIN STUPID CUTE IDIOTS THAT SHE JUST WANTS TO KISS AND HOLD

[flightforfreedom]

so it's probably safe to say that she and poe banged even before the three of them got together on like the first night or couple nights of one of their first jobs?

banging before feels? (at least on her side, poe catches feels like other people catch their breath)

[killtime]

ABSOLUTELY BANGING BEFORE FEELS

andy, on the first night: ok this is just a one night stand
andy, on the third night: ok just for this job
andy, a week later: ok just one more job
andy, several months later with two husbands: OKaY

[flightforfreedom]

andy, after the first night: okay we can bang again i guess
poe: already has his pants off

he would feel compelled to offer the same treatment to rex though XD


'rex look if you need to blow off some steam i can give you a hand if you know what i mean'

[killtime]

LMFAO LMFAO I'M ALMOST SURE THAT ANDY AND REX WOULD HAVE HAD TO SEPARATELY BANGED POE FIRST AND NEEDED HIS ENCOURAGEMENT TO DO ANYTHING WITH EACH OTHER TBH

[flightforfreedom]

poe just literally walking from one room to the other totally naked like 'i don't know why they don't just get in the same room it would save me walking'

but if he thought they had dokis for each other he would be like

'..... hey rex come sit here beside me and andy and watch this holovid oh look i fell asleep on your laps so you can't move you have to hang out together'

[killtime]

andy just having a small crisis that she has Feelings for two whole people

THIS IS NOT ALLOWED

JUST SHOVES POE ONTO THE FLOOR AND RUNS AWAY
YOU CANT CATCH HER, FEELINGS!!!

[flightforfreedom]

HE'LL FITE YOU ANDY

poe just yelling: HOW CAN YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T LOVE REX I MEAN LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM, ANDY HE'S A FLAWLESS BEING

ironically he would mostly be surprised if she had feelings for him after it all because he probably thought for the first little while that he was definitely her side piece

even if she didn't have a main piece
other than her gun maybe

[killtime]

YOU MIGHT HAVE TO FITE HER POE

andy, yelling and a liar: UR RITE HE IS FLAWLESS AND I DEFINITELY DO NOT LOVE HIM OR YOU

[flightforfreedom]

WOWWOWOWOW OKAY THE LAST WORD MIGHT BE TRUE BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU FOR A SECOND ABOUT THE FIRST PART

YOU GO AND AND MEET HIS EYES FOR THIRTY SECONDS THEN SAY THAT OUTLOUD TO ME AGAIN

LIAR

[killtime]

ANDY, NOW BLATANTLY AVOIDING EYE CONTACT WITH ANYBODY: U DON'T KNOW ME UR NOT THE BOSS OF ME
PEACES OUT WITHOUT TELLING ANYBODY WHERE SHE'S GOING

5 days later, unceremoniously returning to crawl back into bed with them: im stupid and i love you

[flightforfreedom]

Poe spends five days being surly and sulking and grumbling

Then she comes back and he spends like the entire night just kissing them both

[killtime]

DON"T THINK SHE FORGET U DIDN'T THINK SHE LOVE U THO POE
later, she's just like: im sorry did i not like sleep w/ u about 50 times sayin each time was the last time like
gestures with hands

[flightforfreedom]

LOOK HES AN IDIOT WHEN IT COMES TO HIMSELF

He's just so invested in Andy and Rex that their life move for eachother is totally obvious to him

[ct_7567]

big fight of NEVER DO THAT AGAIN but also

that night andy is the filling of the sandwich

[flightforfreedom]

Canon confirmed

[killtime]

JOKES ON U GUYS she definitely does this periodically in the future bc
she's a terrible person but
she always comes back
bc she loves her stupid husbands

[ct_7567]

LMFAO I LOVE THIS YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TEARING THIS SHIT UP but it's 100% legit & incredibly ic

ur right they both absolutely banged poe separately first. poe IS the glue. the chaotic dumbass to wrangle together the other two chaotic dumbasses

[flightforfreedom]

SEE I TOLD YOU

but yes poe is absolutely okay with this he'll just lull them both into a... i would saw false sense of security but really it's an actual sense of security

question is did rex bang poe before feelings or did he get dokis first and then give in to poe waggling his eyebrows at him

[ct_7567]

GOOD FUCKIN QUESTION

I feel like once he felt poe was trustworthy he'd go for it but then like

maybe dokis immediately afterwards

DENIAL DOKIS

[flightforfreedom]

i mean poe has definitely given people dokis by banging them in mom canon multiple times so that just follows the trend really

maybe because even his one night stands he tends to get super into in a fairly romantic way

but 'trust -> banging -> dokis' is perfect tbh

[ct_7567]

"well i've never done it before, i may as well have a new experience"

one post-coital cuddle session later

"fuck"

[flightforfreedom]

yessssss

poe is 100% a cuddler especially after sex so he will soak up any cuddling he is offered tbh